Alikah says

Me: Wanna do the dishes for me?
Alikah: Me? Im too small to do the dishes. *Disappointed sigh*


Alikah: Hey Harper whaddya got there?
Me: He ate his supper. Yours is still on the table.
Alikah: But I dont like it
Alikah: ...nothing wrong with that.

"Can I see your boooobs? Oooh very interesting"

Spencer: I dont want a d-i-v-o-r-c-e 

Me: You wont get one youll be d-e-a-d 

Alikah: MOM STOP BEING MEAN TO DADDY
*it was funny that she picked up on it even though we didnt say it

Me: Button *pokes belly button*

Alikah: Thats my on button off button

Me: What should I do?

Alikah: Vacuum!

Me: What do I want?

Alikah: Coffeee!

"Mom!! Can you fix my undies they are up so high!"

Alikah: Mom you should come clean up this mess you made in my room.

Me: I made a mess?

Alikah: Yeah, a little one. 

Me: Haha okay MOM one second..

Alikah: ......Mom you shouldn't be mean to yourself.

Me: Alikah, do you want brothers and sisters?

Alikah: I want 100 brothers and sisters! But some are still at the other homes.

(This was so cute to me because we want to adopt, so it makes sense in a way.)

"Theres a dead mouse over there mom. Stabler killed it. Hes a really good hunter."

Then later, when Spencer was moving it: "Awww hes just a little guy. He lost his family."

Alikah: Whats that!

Me: Just the test. (Tornados sirens test every week)

Alikah: To see if the world is working?

Alikah: Buts its hot!

Me: Whats hot?

Alikah: The WORLD!

Alikah: Im sick.

Me: What do you need?

Alikah: Well cookies make every little kid feel better. Or maybe just a donut.

Alikah: Im bored.

Me: Only boring people get bored.

Alikah: Im boring.